When a company car rep challenges all you can do is Go For ft. Believe it or
not, this is a roadtest of the Kawasaki GPz7S0. ByRP McMurphy of course.
MY FIRST LEGOVER SITUATION WITH the 1982 750cc Kawasakis was not, in fact,
with the GP750 but with the GT, the dull and boring shaft drive tourer ... the
very one that did 130mph through the lights when tested by MCN, two up with
luggage I shouldn't wonder. I have to say I was impressed, although the
circumstances of riding it would probably have made a 1968 CB72 feel good. I was
locked up in a picturesque country house at what was laughingly called a
conference; really it was an endurance test of how long you could stay awake
while sitting in a cramped, smoky room listening to a shock horror expose on
newsagency wholesale practice. One of the delegates had seriously outposed the
Cortina GL set by crunching up the gravel drive on the said Kawasaki GT750.
Since this was the only remotely interesting thing likely to happen for the next
48 hours an urgent pincer movement blag was put into operation and, sure enough,
there I was warming it up early the next morning.
I had a brilliant hour thrashing the balls off it along twisting tree-lined
Cambridgeshire lanes, savouring the adrenalin rush of hurtling down tunnels of
green and gold, chuckling to myself that Kawasaki had seen fit to install what I
termed a Go For It warning light. Every time I wound open the throttle
against the stop, approached the red line or even really hit it through a bend,
a bright red light from the console would wink at me. This was clearly a
challenge, thought I, how hard would I have to go to keep it on all the time!
I'll teach those slant eyes to electronically admonish me for having a good
time.
I put on a particularly hard charge for the last couple of miles and felt
extremely elated when the light stopped blinking off. The elation rapidly turned
to concern, not to say panic when it stayed on while pootling through a still
sleeping village. Obviously not a Go For It light ... a somewhat
undignified grovel on the ground bought some relief as the oil level sight glass
in the righthand crankcase showed 'full'. I didn't work out the significance of
the light until picking up the GP750 when the man from Kawasaki explained, in
tones reserved for small children and motorcycle journalists, that the light
drew your attention to the ultra advanced solid state liquid crystal checkpanel
which I had completely failed to notice in more than an hour's ride. I had, in
fact, been running out of petrol.
The ride on the GT gave me two things to think about: If the GT was such a
flyer then the GPz should be mindblowing, and why do bike manufacturers spend
millions on stuff that is so essential to having a good ride that you don't
notice it or can't work out what it is.
As it happened I wasn't too concerned about either of those intellectual
points because the sun was shining, it was almost uncomfortably hot and I had
been presented with a bright red motorcycle the day before leaving for the Isle
of Man TT week. All the Go For It lights in my brain were definitely
flashing. Even the reality of slogging through a day's work with brain scraping
through Bungalow Bridge but body sitting behind a desk in London didn't detract
from the buzz that the Island brings on. It was even possible to accept the
inevitable thunderclouds gathering to obscure the sun and making it so sweaty in
leathers that strapping on a tankbag and Swagmans needed a superhuman effort.
But by the time great fat globs of rain began to explode on the pavement, and
yet another stifling struggle with a sticky oversuit became essential,
anticipation had given way to a red mist of frustration and anger.
Spectacular flashes of forked lightning over North London ripped open the
black clouds and sheets of rain spewed out slowing the already crawling Friday
rush hour to a complete steaming halt, impenetrable even by a psychopath on a
hot shot Kawasaki late for his ferry . . . The true meaning of paranoia became
clear as every car I stuffed and scraped my way past was superseded by another
even more determined to block my passage between lanes, down the outside or even
up the pavement.
If the liquid crystal brain of the Kawasaki had even the slightest intuition
it would have known that it was going to get the flogging of its life when the
road cleared, wet or dry.

Luckily, the road clearing and drying coincided somewhere past Luton on the
Ml and welly time was here at last. Up until then I hadn't really thought much
about the bike — it was just another modern Japanese bike. But, and I think this
is a point worth making to all you British and Italian bike freaks and I count
myself among the latter, it was without a moment's hesitation that I set out on
what is a fairly long and wearing trip with several high speed IoM laps thrown
in. I hadn't assembled a special toolkit, I knew without looking that the tank
would be well enough mounted to take a heavy tankbag, that the cables would last
the trip ten times over, the bulbs wouldn't blow and I wouldn't lose half the
cylinders in a heavy downpour, which there was and I didn't. All I had to do was
put the key in and go. You can talk character and charisma 'til the roadworks on
the M6 are finished (never!) but if you actually have to be there rather than
just travelling then the soulless issue of a million Japanese die casting
machines has to to be the way to go.
Back to the reality of the Ml and having just intimidated the last sales rep
out of the fast lane it was down into fourth and red line city, yeah. Well,
sales managers are made of sterner stuff and this guy had obviously sold
more 309/a5 Mklls than anybody else to earn his Audi 80 GLE and needed to be
back at The Fox & Armpit to bore everybody to tears about this week's target
over a couple of pints of fizzy keg. He definitely wasn't having any as I whined
past, adjusting his Ray-Bans and also flooring it. He was still there when
105mph came up and I thought a change into top and piss-off manoeuvre was called
for. Purely for legal reasons officer, you wouldn't want me to be guilty of
racing on the highway, would you, sir?
Anyway 110 came up in fairly short order but also a distinctly queasy feeling
turning into definite puckering of the anal department as a couple of ridges set
off a white-line-to-white-line weave. It came under control quite quickly and
was probably accentuated by my death grip on the bars. This untoward behaviour
left me with a serious street credibility problem since Fizzy Keg was still up
my backside and there I was wearing racing leathers with a scarlet and black
bike full of moody letters on the sidepanel unable to burn him off. It was
really a bottle problem since I doubt the weave would have got worse but a
crowded Ml is not the place for advanced motorcycle stability research. As it
was 110 could be held with a mild oscillation induced by bumps or lorry
slipstreams; Fizzy Keg couldn't quite get past and eventually faded, probably
because his Abba cassette had finished. Nevertheless, this was quite clearly Not
Good Enough and boded badly for no prisoners lapping of the Island.
The rest of the trip to Heysham was relatively uneventful except to confirm
that ton-plus cruising dropped the fuel consumption to the low thirties and the
seat, while kind to the bum, was sloped in American Superbike fashion sliding
you forward all the time. Oh yes, and the rubber mountings at the front of the
engine really do smooth out the high pitched four cylinder vibes.
Despite my earlier comments about the practicality of Jap bikes it was
reassuring to find a preponderance of Italian, German and British bikes waiting
for the Sealink ferry, the latter topped off by a couple of Heskeths which
clattered up suitably aristocratically swathed in horseblankets to prevent
luggage from marring the admittedly stunning paintwork. The entire queue was
very high zoot reflecting possibly the increasing cost of TT week but also the
greater care taken on the Sealink ferry. They provide individual bike racks and
tie-downs completely eliminating the possibility of damage. I joined the queue
just as the last light faded from the sky and the big sodium floodlights of
Heysham Harbour fired up.
Stepping back to survey the bike, it has to be said that the GPz is very
handsome, even matched up against rows of gleaming Ducatis and Guzzis. The man
with the spray gun has gone to town with fork sliders, frame, engine, carbs,
airbox and exhausts all black. The engine side cases are particularly attractive
in a high gloss black enamel giving an air of depth and quality; the crackle
finish on carbs and camboxes is less so. The scarlet of the body is also rich
and glossy, quite an achievement since the tiny headlamp fairing, sidepanels and
tailfairing are all moulded in lightweight ABS. The stripes are transfers and
prone to wrinkling when attacked by bungee hooks but, in general, the bike is
better finished than most. Even the exhausts were still black where they could
be reached for cleaning.
Rolling off the ferry onto Douglas prom at 5am had me stunned and open
mouthed: no rain, no mist, no smell of vomit mixed with diesel . . . had we been
hijacked to the Mediterranean? Sun warmth and freshness greeted me. I nearly
went for a lap there and then but sense and a couple of hours sleep prevailed.
Unfortunately, the handling didn't heal with a breath of sea air and my first
lap found me taking meanders rather than lines through bends, particularly up on
The Mountain where I severely scared myself, the legions of wallies I overtook,
and a couple of fast riders who had to queue to overtake this mobile red and
black chicane. Lengthy debate on licensed premises seemed to be the answer but
it didn't take too many pints of Castletown to get H Lees, Team Bike racer
extraordinaire, to make a characteristically terse statement: 'All Jap bikes
will handle perfectly.' Several trips to the refuelling pumps were required
before further illumination was forthcoming: 'Put everything on maximum, or
better still double it.' By 'everything' he meant shock preload, damping, air
pressure in the forks and any other available variable, including the throttle
opening I expect. More pints brought forth more words on an approximately one to
one basis: 'If that fails, throw the tyres away.' Presumable replacing them with
a little something from the houses of Dunlop (GB), Metzeler or Pirelli. And
finally: 'After that, there's something mechanically wrong with the bike, hie'
At this stage I was quite incapable of adjusting the preload on my trousers
let alone the suspension, so further motorcycling was put off until the morning,
or rather, later that morning since it was already light.
The sun was shining brightly by the time it was possible to bend over without
temporary blindness and inspect the Kawasaki's suspension. The rear shocks,
Kayabas complete with natty red springs, have conventional preload adjustment
which was on minimum and easily adjustable rebound damping which was on second
from lowest. All you do is rotate the top cover to alter it which I duly did.
The forks have a linked Schrader valve on the right hand side for putting air in
and out; they also have a steel dual rate coil spring. The recommended pressure
is lOpsi with a maximum of 13psi, so I decided a round figure of 15 would do
nicely. There's no facility for altering the fork damping except changing the
oil which several owners recommended but I couldn't do this without adding to
the already greasy forecourt of the Castle Mona Hotel, impromptu workshop for
Team Bike.
The change was dramatic, improving the accuracy of the steering at only
slight cost in the ride department. It didn't, however, completely exorcise the
wobble demon — just reduced and moved it to around an indicated 120mph. At lower
speeds the bike really began to behave itself and ground clearance started to
become the only limit, other than fear, in bends. On the right side, there's
loads of room with the folding footrest neatly chamfering itself without drama,
unless of course I forgot to lift my boot and sliced bits off the sole. On the
left, it isn't so good: the world's most ridiculous sidestand touching down
relatively early.
The bike is clearly not short of stomp, to the extent that on the Island it
became difficult to find opponents worthy of their steel but the power delivery
is almost the exact opposite of what I had expected. I'd thought it would be
much the same as Honda's 900, Kawasaki regaining what they lost in capacity
through more radical cylinder head design, albeit two valve. As it turns out,
the GPz really pulls at medium revs, tearing your arms out but doesn't
noticeably sing at high revs as the Honda does. This makes it much easier to
ride and I doubt there's much of any capacity which could stay with it pulling
out of slow bends. It's mildly disappointing near top whack with the last few
mph coming slowly but, nevertheless, surely.
The TT was over all too soon for me but the GPz had no opportunity to breathe
a sigh of relief after its labours since it was almost straight down the
motorway to Dover and off to the eight hour Coupe d'Endurance round at West
Germany's Nurburgring. This was to be a non stop schlap because once again it
was more important to be there rather than spending time getting there. I had
more or less rubbished the rear tyre by this time and the only rubber to hand
was a nice, fat Pirelli Phantom. You're not actually supposed to fit tubed tyres
to rims designed for tubeless, according to the handbook, but I had only a
couple of hours to decide.
So on it went and off we went, this time
Source Bike Magazine 1982
